what if you could
schedule your life on your own terms?
no longer be prisoner to capitalism?
share your art with the world?
yet you find yourself....
struggling to get started writing
not sharing any of your work
thinking it has to be this ground-breaking piece of perfection
visualizing more than you're actually writing
struggling to submit consistently with publishers or to social media
going through the highs and lows of good and bad income months
The Hidden Money in Your Astrological Chart
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The Hidden Money in Your Astrological Chart
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introducing...
The hidden money in your Astrological Chart reading
A one-of-a-kind reading for writers and creatives that informs you how YOUR unique point-of-view is your money-maker.
A detailed report that is completely personalized to your astrological chart.
WHAT YOU GET!
30-Minute Intake Session on Zoom
Available in all time-zones, book immediately or save for future use, come as you are Zoom session, personalized intake.
Complete Hidden Money Reading
Plain language (all astrology levels welcome), non-gendered language upon request, zero implementation time, done-for-you reading, deep, personalized insights into your money chart.
30-Minute Post-Reading Session
Follow-up post-reading session for further questions, integrate lessons more deeply, final check-in, spritual container for change.
Plus Delicious Bonuses...
Co-Working for 1 Year!
Weekly meetings in different time zones so everyone can attend.
Plus member's only space for 1 year so that implementing what you learn from the reading becomes incredibly easy.
Tarot Hotseat Readings for 1 Year!
Integrate all the lessons you learn from your personalized, in-depth astrology reading with Zoom tarot readings in small group settings.
Money mindset readings monthly or more!
Community access for 1 Year!
Meet other writers doing the SAME work as you, finding their unique value, facing rejection, persevering, and all in community.
100% bigotry-free community, all are welcome, respected, and loved.
1 Spot Available
at this price, after that price will increase.
Financial Freedom Looks Different for You
For some it's Gucci stuff (no shame!)
For other's it's survival in a capitalistic world. Where sensitivity isn't rewarded.
Financial freedom means:
- making your writing a priority
- being able to pay rent, food, invest, and go on nice vacations
- buying the pen that writes so well you get the tinglies, the most inspiring books filling your shelves, the easiest to use software
- telling your boss to f---k off and building something of real value to the world (bonus points for throwing your keyboard out the office window on your way out)
- living on your own schedule
- live in Puerto Rico this week and Stockholm the next
- creating a lasting legacy of change in the world
- healing, helping, and sharing your gifts with others
- also if you want...Gucci stuff :)
Couldn't I just put my info into ChatGPT?
Ignoring the environmental impact of AI for a second....
- the results are often wrong.
- lack nuance.
- don't understand the human condition.
- and lack the community aspect that comes as a bonus to this offer.
Imagining that ChatGPT or Google could give you a perfectly correct, detailed, and personalized report...it will never be able to replace the experience of real humanity: sustained belief in the importance of your work, the value of you as a person, your place in the community, and the ability to help you navigate difficult downturns and rejection.
This has helped over 60 people so far! And counting!
FAQs
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Not a thing. Whether you know your rising sign or have never looked at your chart, we start from where you are. All you need is your birth date, time, and location.
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Those are the same thing. The fear of visibility, the imposter syndrome, the creative paralysis — they all live in specific houses in your chart. We follow whatever thread matters most to you right now.
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I'll tell you what the chart is saying. You'll know what to do with it — that part usually arrives before the session is over. My job is to clear the noise so your own clarity can surface.
Even more delicious bonuses...
Messaging add-ons...
...what is your niche? your unique selling point? your value proposition? who wants to buy your books? your offers? why?
These questions added onto your reading.
Access to manifesting with the zodiac...
...do at your own pace audio courses for all 12 of the zodiac signs that answers the question:
What is your zodiac sign's manifesting super power?
What manifesting blocks come up for you?
Spotlight opportunities...
...publish on my publication on Medium, for added reach to my followers as well as yours.
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The money was never
the real block.
The chart knows what is. Let's look together — and finally move past it.
From the "I don't know have anything to write," to "I'm planning Q4 already," all is welcome! The personalized nature of this reading means adapting it to every stage of life and your personal circumstances.
1 Spot Available
price increases after the spots are taken.
Simone Katherine
With over 7,000 monthly readers, and hundreds of satisfied tarot customers, this is not my first rodeo.
(I'm from Colorado, I can say that)
But it wasn't always like that.
Once upon a time I was a literature undergrad with no notoriety to my name. I sent my writing 101 teacher an email thanking him, I said, "I feel like a writer now!"
He never replied. And 18 year-old Simone took that to mean, that I was definitely NOT a writer and never would be.
Luckily, through Tarot, I learned A LOT about rejection (as rejection sensitivity queen this was hard).
I started posting my readings on Medium and ended up reaching hundreds of thousands of accounts with my writing.
- Even earning up to 1,000$ for a single article.
- Being published on Astropagan, Illumination, You Aligned, Plentiful, and Insight Timer.
- Finally, manifesting an incredible opportunity to call into Chelsea Handler's podcast Dear Chelsea
Why does any of this matter to you?
The most commonly used word to describe me among the people who know me best is: Tenacious
I share all of my knowledge with you, I read your chart to incredible depths yes, but my biggest super power?
An undeniable, long-lasting faith in the importance of YOUR WORDS.